Gleanings from the wonderful world of news media that are absolutely worth your time. For what it’s worth, MSNBC seems to consistently have the highest concentration of inane headlines.
Animal-masked speeder in Phoenix ignores tickets (MSNBC)
Coffee Spill Costs Community College $200,000 (Fox)
Cops: Robber returned, asked victim for date (MSNBC)
Man falls from bridge…into convertible? (ABC)
Protected birds killed in Malta (BBC)
Whoopi slams Kate Gosselin over custody (CNN)
Zombies march for charity (CBS)